OATH OF THE CANDIDATE I undertake, if elected as a Member of Parliament (MP) at the forthcoming general election, never to attend a session of parliament nor vote on any issues whatsoever, nor partake in any parliamentary committees or fact-finding missions, nor in any way to perform any of the functions of office normally associated with being an MP. I further undertake never to encash any payments forthcoming as wages, salary or remuneration for being an MP. I will never claim expenses, allowed or otherwise for performance of functions I hereby swear not to perform. I will never employ or engage anybody on wages with regard to my position as an MP, be they relatives, friends or total strangers. I guarantee that I will never mis-represent my constituents or "the people" or in any way attempt or pretend to represent them within the government and House of Commons. I will, effectively, do (or not do), everything possible in order to be simply ONE LESS POLITICIAN